Yes, this is an actual sign I saw in Las Vegas. I can’t be sure which casino it was in – Flamingo, maybe? – but there was an empty birdcage with a little sign letting inquisitive folks like me know that the bird was on vacation.
This seems like as apt a time as any to post this photo, because I’m off on vacation tonight too! I will be back in about 2 weeks, but until then, here’s wishing everyone a very Happy Diwali.